1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).
1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."
by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004
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The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.
If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!
by nosaggybooty September 2, 2004
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A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.
I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!
by woeisme5000 June 12, 2006
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1.Noun-Aprotective device that acts a lot like an air bag, for your ass. So when you get knocked the "fuck out", your assbag will deploy to protect your ass.
2. Someone you do not like.
"Man, when marquis got knocked the fuck out its a good thing his assbag came out to protect his dumb ass."
"Ja rule is such a dirty assbag."
by thereason21 January 8, 2005
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The bag that hangs behind the horse and catches the horses poop.
A source of great stench.
OH MAN! Did you see that bird just land in that assbag?
by nick December 2, 2003
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What one gets when his ass doesn't get the proper amount of sleep; similar to bags that one gets under one's eyes due to lack of sleep.
"I need some shuteye. Not only do I have bags under my eyes, I have assbags, too, dammit!"
by Alice W. October 27, 2006
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A couple of friends and I were trying to think of a way to properly describe a guy who was such a jerk. We couldn't decide if he was an asshole or a douchebag. Thus became, Assbag!
He is being such an Assbag!
by melia433 June 13, 2008
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