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1. (adj.) one who resembles an ass; one who is ridiculous in their logic

2. (adj.) a complete and total idiot who should have the shit kicked out of them, but repeatedley escapes said punishment
You are such an ass-bag!
ass-bag by Ninny & Robyn November 11, 2006
Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.
Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.
Ass Bag by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003
Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning
Jimmy starts too much crap with everyone, he is such an ass bag.
Ass Bag by CrapperV October 26, 2008
Childish insult, used when you want to insult a friend without actually hurting their feelings. After getting beaten on a video game, you may call yor friend an "Ass Bag!"
Ass Bag by Adam Busby April 26, 2006
A complete and utter asshole who deserves to big kicked in the ball sack. This word can be combined with jack ass for increased emphasis on the person’s total worthlessness, e.g. jackassbag.
I hope that fucking ass bag rots in hell.
Ass Bag by Patchdawg March 7, 2008
hemerroid; a pain in the ass
My boss is such an assbag!
Ass Bag by ERIC June 20, 2003