ass tourettes 

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

ass tourettes by boom.right? January 1, 2012

ass tourettes 

Someone that doesn't actually have tourettes syndrome, but can't help but say ass after every word,or in addition to words, modifying them, but sounding like a complete tool as a result. Nobody really says it out loud, but every hates these guys.

Tom: "Dude, fuck me in my ass! holy ass! did you see that fly-ass motherfucker doing that buttery-ass boardslide? I about shat my pants that was so bad ass. Sphincter!"

Doug: "Dude, you dumb-ass. You have ass tourettes."

ass tourettes by ass muncher 9000 July 22, 2010

ass tourette's 

when someone has uncontrollable explosions out of their ass!

Nick: Dustin, you've farted like 1,000 times today!

Dustin: I can't help it I suffer from ass tourette's!

Dude, Jeremy has been farting all day. I think he may suffer from ass tourette's.

Did you hear that Nick went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with ass tourette's!

ass tourette's by Poopy stink butt January 27, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004