ass tomato

A person who is rather short in stature,overweight and is very annoying.

I'm about tired of listening to that ass tomato.

by Jason Seat November 18, 2007

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015