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ass panda 

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a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.
"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"
ass panda by daisy27 August 26, 2006
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Ass-panda

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When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole
"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"
Ass-panda by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017
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Giant-Ass Panda 

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A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.
"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"
Giant-Ass Panda by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009
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panda ass 

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verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.
Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!
panda ass by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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