a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.
"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"
"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"
The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).