ass pained
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
ass pained by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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ass pained
"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
ass pained by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022
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Asspained
The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.
Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."
Asspained by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013
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