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When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids

Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.

ass munchie by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018

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munchie ass

A dumb irritating person that you can't stand

Them: omg boy you do to much

Me: shut yo munchie ass up

munchie ass by Juggstarvon April 1, 2017

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Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

Ass Muncher by dick June 26, 2003

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Ass Muncher

A person that is too far up his or her own ass to know any better. An ass muncher will always look out for number one and too preoccupied to care.

Being the ass muncher that he is, John ate the last donut and didn't even save me any.

Ass Muncher by buzznjackal August 22, 2003

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ass munchin

One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.

Adam is over there ass munchin again.

ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

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Ass muncher

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

Ass muncher by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

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ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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