Ass missile

Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.

"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."

Ass missile by Henry and Jeffery nip January 18, 2010

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Ass Missile

Very Large Suppository

I went to the doctor with an ulcer and he prescribed me this giant bottle of Ass Missiles.

Ass Missile by Silent Bob March 11, 2003

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Ass Missile • Surface to ass missile • Ass Missles • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster • ass water

Surface to ass missile

When one flushes the toilet and the water splashes on your ass.

John took a crap and flushed, only to have a surface to ass missile right on his rear.

Surface to ass missile by j4991 November 20, 2011

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Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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