ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.

I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.

by Madeleine Powers February 11, 2007

Ass marbles

Similar to anal beads, they are small round objects inserted into the rectum for sexual satisfaction. They are meant to be used in moderation and are guaranteed to heighten sexual climax.

Due to insufficient anal satisfaction the homo sapien used ass marbles to enhance their sexual pleasure beyond normal constraints.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 20, 2013