mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the fuck up ass ketchup
by peelshere January 12, 2011
When you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the poopy soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Chaz- *farts nastily with much gusto* "Aww man, I think I just made ass ketchup... Darn cancer/taco bell."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
by PicnicTimeMotherFUCKER May 20, 2010
Ron: I gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her butthole.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.
by RedWhiteAndDead February 5, 2008
by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010
by SonicCroissant April 9, 2016
When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.
by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 18, 2016
Guy 1: “I don’t know man, I don’t think I’ll like it. I’ll just get McDonald’s or something.”
Guy 2: “Bruh, stop being a ketchup ass nigga! You ain’t gonna die!”
Guy 2: “Bruh, stop being a ketchup ass nigga! You ain’t gonna die!”
by WeeBeeBuckets December 26, 2022