ass hose 

A unusual hose that goes in ur ass, it sucks all the shit, and organs in your ass (some could suck organs up to your stomach), also fatal

A dead girl has a hose in her ass, you see that she has many missing organs and theres no shit in her.

ass hose by Raven Darkrav May 31, 2003

Hose ass 

Diarrhea, especially explosive diarrhea related to illness. This term originated in the South, most likely western North Carolina.
Closely related to "jet ass," a form of diarrhea often experienced in public bathroom stalls. (We've all seen the aftermath.)
"Hose ass" can also be used as an alternative form of the insult "asshole."

So, the doctor prescribed this bowel prep kit to drink before my colonoscopy, and it gave me a serious case of hose ass. My doctor, man... what a hose ass!

Hose ass by Leah H December 21, 2006

Hose ass 

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

Hose ass by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011