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when your fucking a girl in her tight ass and right before your about to cum you take your dick out and put it across her ass so it looks like a hot doag then followed up by sperming on her back
i was doing Donna last night doggy style and when i had to cum i just made an ass dog and cumed on her back
ass dog by kennycartman April 23, 2006
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a hot dog sandwiched in between someone's butt cheeks which someone else eats as they eat the person's ass out
Guy 1: Bro I ate an ass dog out of her last night
Guy 2: Nice
ass dog by assdog69 October 30, 2019

mean ass dog 

G: Did you buy that alarm system from that salesmen?
OG: Why should I? I've got a mean ass dog to protect my home!

salty ass dog 

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
salty ass dog by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog 

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.
Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Dirty Ass Dog

A female who, when in the doggy style position during sex, has a unbelievably bad shit smell coming from her spread ass cheeks that wasn't noticable in the missionary position utilized prior that originates from the afore menioned female not wiping thoroughly when taking a shit earlier in the day.
On several ocassions when I was fucking the exe, I had to turn my head and hold my nose because that dirty ass dog didn't know how to wipe her ass.
Dirty Ass Dog by Bald Wookie January 5, 2009

stefans fat ass dog 

my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker
me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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