ass crown

When a woman has a man shit on the top of her head for doing incredibly stupid things.

I told Katie if she does the "reply all" on Question Of The Day (QOTD) once more time, I was gonna pull down my pants and give her an ass crown!

by Amish Emery June 16, 2008

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018