ass cracker 

One who not knowing the code or combination to a particular slice of ass is nonetheless able to get inside the ass

Frat boy 1: "dude is so wasting his time on lulu bitch NEVER gives it up"
Frat boy 2: "not. Dude is a total ass cracker. He will be in that ass before midnight"

ass cracker by drpoonandtheteenangels April 25, 2009

Ass Cracker 

One who engages in anal sex.

That wanker is an ass cracker.

Ass Cracker by Michael Caranguejo September 18, 2003

ass cracker 

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)

Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

ass cracker by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007

Ass Cracker 

A term used to describe a man with a large enough penis, to brake the anus of the woman or man he is having anal intercourse with.

"Damn, his's cock is so big, he is definatly an ass cracker!"

Ass Cracker by Ereh November 28, 2003

ass cracker 

(1)- a loud fart that comes out of no were,normaly 4 to 3 seconeds long.

(2)- a insult to some one , to white ppl often.

(3)- i fire cracker actually sounding like a fart. not like a f c

after the fart- holly fucking ass cracker

dude you such a ass cracker , get out of hear..

haha nice as cracker , sounded funny , lets do it again..

ass cracker by gabeeee August 24, 2008

Ass Cracker 

When someone sniffs cocaine and then quickly blows the excess into their partners butthole. It causes a rush of adrenaline and is just flat out hot.

Brooooo!! My girl did the ass cracker on my last night. It was hot asf

Ass Cracker by Deenthepeen October 3, 2017

Ass Cracker 

when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.

Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!

Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.

Ass Cracker by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009