ass cock

A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.

"He had a total ass cock."

by Milkyjg November 6, 2007

ass cock

A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.

Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!

by ratpack July 29, 2008

ass cock

a joke that was removed from the ovie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. makes people think, ass cock? then u make them look stupid by saying 'ass means donkey!"

THat suked ass cock! Ass means donkey, u retard!

by Tweemo February 23, 2003

ass cock

an ass's cock

"My ass's cock is bigger than your ass's cock."

by Soapy5 December 17, 2003

ass cock

See asscock

"Whoa! You chug much ass cock. What! Ass means donkey!"

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

ass cock

ass cock

Used basically the same way as cock. Usually the sayer is trying to be funny by cleverly using ass to mean donkey.

Ahh man, that sucks ass cock!
(as in a donkey's cock)

by Johnie Smith January 13, 2008

Ass Cock

The state of a cock after anal.

"I'm not sticking that ass cock in my mouth!"
"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"

by Numpless April 1, 2010