Ass Bone

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The Ass Bone is used for many daily movements. However, when even slightly hurt, can be broken. Most common cases of a broken ass bone are caused by squatting heavy weights and falling on the Ass bone.

Yesterday Henry hurt his Ass Bone from squatting. Hopefully, he will heal well.

Ass Bone by yourdeath9111 June 10, 2018

Words you can keep

ass bone

A fore head that is very large, exceeding the usual size.

Wow that chick needs some bangs because her ass bone is mad present

ass bone by Area Hombre July 8, 2010

Bone-ass

A sexual play on the word "Bonus". To get an extra delicious fuck! after you've had regular sex.

"I guess I must've done something right, I got a "bone-ass" last night, so I'm feeling pretty good today!

Bone-ass by cybercass March 14, 2009

bone ass

the feeling you get from your first taste of yuengling (the best beer ever)!

this yuengling is bone ass!

bone ass by Mickipedia June 30, 2008

Ass Boner

When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!

Ass Boner by Johnstockton October 5, 2009

ass boner

When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"

ass boner by EWC December 8, 2007

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

Ass Boner by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026