When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!
The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.
Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*
army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the balls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in THAT area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force
he was the hole of the ass of the army, and he thought he could have his cake and eat it too.
A person with whom you are not acquainted who sits directly next to you in a movie theater, play theater, or other public place along these lines. They then have the audacity to stretch their arm out onto what was once your armrest, creating any incredibly uncomfortable and unenjoyable movie-going experience.
"I was super pumped to watch the newHarry Potter movie, but this armrest ass pretty much ruined it for me.