army sergeant who breaks up on facebook because he has the balls to fight for his country but not be a gentleman; also talks to many girls at the same time in different area codes because who knows when you could be stationed in THAT area; disguises himself as man of your dreams, but will rob you of your dignity blindly; was too fat to be in the marines, too stupid to be in the navy, and too blind to be in the air force
by getapiece December 12, 2009
