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Ass tits 

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples
Wow look at that fat guy's ass tits!!
Ass tits by Peggy Gabel April 14, 2008

ass tits 

Push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache
ass tits by Anonymous September 14, 2003

ass tits 

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
Bitch got some nice ass tits!
ass tits by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Ass tits 

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.
"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"
Ass tits by FlemBou June 22, 2021

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.
"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
stupid jerk ass tits face by Evildawg December 20, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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