ass tits

1.an ass that closlet resembles tits
2.use it randomly or for every reason mad happy etc.

1.that guy has ass tits
2. you make a shot in basketball then you say ass tits

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Ass tits

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples

Wow look at that fat guy's ass tits!!

by Peggy Gabel April 14, 2008

ass tits

Another word for hemroids

Push those ass tits back in there giving me a headache

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.

Bitch got some nice ass tits!

by 1BadMF July 30, 2018

Ass tits

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.

"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"

by FlemBou June 22, 2021

Ripe Ass Tits

Think of like the craziest, awesomest, most amazing tits ever. Those are ripe ass tits.

"Get your hands on a pair of ripe ass tits"

"Bro 1: Oh man dude, your mom has some crazy awesome tits, like outta this world. Jeez, oh man, they are the best tits ever.

Bro 2: So my Mom has ripe ass tits?"

by BloodyDrScholls May 3, 2010

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008