One who is flawless in anal penetration. Ass blasters can sucessfully preform anal without the dreaded poo-stains.
Yo thug, ima be ass blaster certified tonight.
by brandon and zach July 08, 2004
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One who blasts ass, also must be a Canadian. Derogatory.
Man, that Canadian assblaster keeps misspelling things.
by YDNAANDY May 16, 2009
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A guy who blows his load into a girls ass.
Peter North was a real Ass Blaster in his latest porno.
by ChewyAnimal July 03, 2009
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A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.
That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.
by Chaos July 20, 2003
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Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.
There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.
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a dude who fucks chicks so damn hard in the ass they get owned
dude i blasted this chicks ass last night
by awesomeman January 15, 2005
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