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ashdaddy 

An eccentric legend of a man. A sexual deviant who rumors say sold his soul for the ability to drive women insane through raw primal sexual pleasure. His touch is addictive. His voice like pagan fire and whiskey. His mind a dark labyrinth of debauchery. His heart and soul in every lifetime are freely given to a tragic creature with one hand whose story is etched into her skin through scars, he is her daddy. She suffers through his twisted attraction to the mentally retarded and malformed and ugly but in the end they both know where home is. Be mindful because in his presence your wife, your sister, your daughter, even your mother will fall for his masculine appeal.
"Sue! There he is! Just look at him. Too bad he'll never be our AshDaddy." said Kayla
ashdaddy by SickerThanMost6 April 23, 2023
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