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asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop. This is part of an internet cult in which you type sequential orders of keys on a qwerty keyboard. eventually, you find definitions of these words that entertain you you keep finding more and enjoying them you feel you must give back to the community so you make your own in hopes people will find it. This cult is known as the qwerty cult. The definition can not be found under qwerty cult as it is secret to only the most bored of people in a tech class or at work with nothing to do. To join the cult all you do is simply type a definition of a sequential qwerty keyboard order. If you found this definition you have reached a higher level the more of these definitions you know of the higher you are ranked. There is no leader the person who started the cult is unknown and nobody in the cult really know each other. The best part of this cult is there is no end if you think you have typed every order into the keyboard and found every definition you're wrong. There is new additions about bi monthly. You don't know when or if it will be there on time but there will always be more. This cult was born out of extremely bored people who want to give people the strength to go on through the most boring of classes and you should join the initation is simple after all.
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asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop 

Oh honey you really need to get off your computer this is too much bordem. This is created when one first types the middle row of the keybored from left to right and begins typing the first bottom letter and then the first top letter and then the second bottom letter nd then the second top letter and then- you get the point you're the one who looked this up anyway.
asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop? How are you even this bored

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Mark: Yes you dumb nuts.
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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