as near as damn it Share definition Flag (adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct." "I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it." as near as damn it by biggs33 March 21, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the as near as damn it mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch