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as all get up and fuck 

exclamation. usually used in lieu of terms you may hear and/or use on a farm or hear from a hillbilly, a blathering fool, or an employee at the DMV, such as "as crazy as all hell" or "my goodness, this silliness has taken control of his(or her) senses" or "this line is crazy long".
That is as dangerous as all get up and fuck. (or) Those two guys chasing the sheep towards the cliff are crazy as all get up and fuck.

Y’all mfs Stupid as fuck 

Stop following trends you robot ass mfs. This is not a goddamn dictionary, what do y’all be thinking. This gotta be the most idiotic most dumb ass trend I’ve ever seen.
“ Y’all mfs stupid as fuck and follow every trend and believe that everything on the internet applies to your actual life “

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012