arsepeice

total wank

what the fuck did you do that for you arsepeice

by young arsepeice November 3, 2003

Arsepipe Tapioca

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

arsepiece

A shite cunt that no one likes

this guy i work with is a total arsepiece

by joe mcglynn June 11, 2006

arsevoice

A clasification given to a person who says innapropriate or even insulting things by accident. Not to be confused with arseface. Arsevoice symptoms include:
1. unbelievable excuses
2. insults for no apparent reason whatsoever and that had clearly not meant to be said
3. using 'like' at least four times in every sentence/breath
4. general stupidity concerning basic language

An example of an arsevoice:
Mark: "Aww...when is your baby due?"
Jane: "I'm not pregnant"
Mark: "Oh....erm...."

by S.S.C.M January 25, 2008

arsepick

Derogatory. An idiot or an annoying person who has done somethng stupid or offensive.

He's an "arsepick".... What an "arsepick"

by spike001 October 21, 2005