A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.
While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.
This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
A clasification given to a person who says innapropriate or even insulting things by accident. Not to be confused with arseface. Arsevoice symptoms include:
1. unbelievable excuses
2. insults for no apparent reason whatsoever and that had clearly not meant to be said
3. using 'like' at least four times in every sentence/breath
4. general stupidity concerning basic language
An example of an arsevoice:
Mark: "Aww...when is your baby due?"
Jane: "I'm not pregnant"
Mark: "Oh....erm...."