arsevoice

A clasification given to a person who says innapropriate or even insulting things by accident. Not to be confused with arseface. Arsevoice symptoms include:
1. unbelievable excuses
2. insults for no apparent reason whatsoever and that had clearly not meant to be said
3. using 'like' at least four times in every sentence/breath
4. general stupidity concerning basic language

An example of an arsevoice:
Mark: "Aww...when is your baby due?"
Jane: "I'm not pregnant"
Mark: "Oh....erm...."

by S.S.C.M January 25, 2008

arsepeice

total wank

what the fuck did you do that for you arsepeice

by young arsepeice November 3, 2003

Arsevoir

The exposed crack in a builders bum that collects sweat (From VIz comic)

Must take a break and dry off after all that bricklaying - my arsevoir is full!

by Maxheadroom October 20, 2008