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Russian man who thrives from potatoes and csgo. Mega virgin who spends hours grinding rocket league to only play on streams with 3 viewers.

He’s no woman magnet as you could’ve guessed from the name.
Very small pp.
Tom: have you spoken to arsentijs?
Jim: no he’s playing rocket league

Tom: has he even left his room?
Jim: Only to go to the toilet because he shit himself.
arsentijs by SamSamuel18 February 4, 2021
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arsenist 

A person who defecates in a public place. Will usually come back to the scene of the crime to watch reactions.
"Joe, a well-known arsenist, shat on a couch in a Starbucks to the delight of his friends."
arsenist by GerryTodd January 20, 2014

Arsenija 

Arsenija cries a lot but smiles no less. This is the person who will always try to support you. She always have a crush on someone. She always cares.
(Arsenija's friend) Yesterday I was crying and Arsenija tried to help me and I stopped crying.
(Someone) Ohh I know her, she had a crush on all my friends.
Arsenija by Nocap189045 November 28, 2021

Arsenijs Freimanis 

they call him white chocolate AKA young sexy mother fucker
hey Arsenijs Freimanis
call me white chocolate

arsenist 

Denotes someone who verbally "lights a fire under people" to try and persuade them to give him some ass, either literally or figuratively (i.e., he may not literally ask for sexual favors, but he will request something "equally momentous" that far exceeds what he could reasonably expect under the circumstances). This intense and persistent pressuring could include attempted bribery, laying a guilt trip on the person, offering to forgive a debt/obligation that the potential provider owes him, refusing to provide much-needed assistance unless the person "submits his cheeks", etc.
Motorist who has slid into a ditch: I would rather pay a tow truck than call Harry for help --- he's such an awful arsenist!
arsenist by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Argentism 

(n); The study of reincarnation before life
Description: When u die, your life flashes before your eyes. Then, u wake up in your next life. And that’s why babies cry!!! Think about it, u don’t remember anything as a baby.

Background: Founded by Matt J. Argentino and Russell J. Brueckner on May 9, 2018. The magic happened at JV baseball game in East Meadow.

BE A FOLLOWER!!!!!! BE ARGENTINO!!!!! TODAY!!!!
Bro do u believe in Argentism becuase I am a devoted follower?
A dumbass slut who would fuck anyone he wants

If the girl (or guy) is named Candace then he will only date them for their body
If you meet an Arsenti then you better run
WOOWWW he is such an Arsenti
Arsenti by funnyBoi132 March 14, 2019
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