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arse lick 

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)
Alannah is a true arse lick who will say and do anything to be Harry's groupie and suk dik, jus coz he has a famous sister, even though he is an seriously immature prick who thinks he is ubercool and thinks he is RIGHT about everything but actually knows nothing.
arse lick by Harry's game September 26, 2014
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dirty arse lick 

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.
"You fucking dirty arse lick"
dirty arse lick by Bettsy September 20, 2006

Lick Arse 

A person who licks another person's ass. The person does this to stick up to the person, because they are pathetic, and are scared to get in trouble.
My friend, Joshua Gaul is a Lick Arse to our principal whenever we get into arguments.
Lick Arse by Yes.! December 2, 2009

lick arse 

Pretty self explanatory really,someone who likes to lick arse.Sometimes it's just a hobby sometimes people do it for personal gain or a promotion.
How the hell did old mate get that promotion?That's easy ozza is a dirty old lick arse.
lick arse by Ragnar Loddbrok October 27, 2016

Arse Licker 

Someone who will do anything to impress a certain person, even if they make a fool out of themselves.
"Hey Joe, let me tie your shoelace for you!"

"What an arse licker."
Arse Licker by milldotarmy March 16, 2009

Arse licking lizzy 

If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"

''yeah man''

"she now has poo on her nose"

"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
Arse licking lizzy by psdoffe November 17, 2011

arse licking

An act, often sexual, whereby a being (human or other) proceeds to lap, stab or flick the poopy hole of another using their tongue.
Luke whispered softly into leia's ear "I can't wait to give you a good arse licking tonight".
arse licking by Bambi Legz August 10, 2016
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