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A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 02, 2003
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Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
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A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
by Samtasticle June 11, 2006
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Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 05, 2003
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Its weaved from the finest arse candle
by justin wilson April 01, 2004
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