Armenian Scowl 

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS

1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?

Armenian Scowl by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Armenian Shit Whistle by bss120 June 13, 2022

armenian sport

To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

"Joe is making Armenian sport two or three times a day."

"Bob loves to make Armenian sport, when he watches porn."
"Is our son making Armenian sport again every morning and evening?"

armenian sport by kina loko January 30, 2014

Armenian shower

When, after being out and about all day long, sweating up a storm, instead of taking a shower like most normal people do you wipe yourself down with the strongest cologne you own. Most people who do this are trying to offset the cost of paying water bills to be able to keep driving their salvage titled Mercedes.

Wow! In Glendale they sell cologne over soap ten-fold. Nothing but Armenian showers over there. You can see the smog layer from all those cologne fumes.

Armenian shower by 6 Pounds Soft June 1, 2012

Armenian Skyrocket 

When having sex with someone, you lay down and throw them up in the air and have them land on your dick multiple times. You then throw them up in the air when you're about to cum and jizz to make it look like exhaust coming out of their ass.

Dude I totally did the Armenian Skyrocket with that chick last night.

Armenian Skyrocket by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.

Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.

Armenian Super Soaker by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011

Armenian Sunblock 

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.

I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.

Armenian Sunblock by elhelmete September 28, 2011