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Nothing to do but smoke dank weed and drink in this "suburb", also known as the most boring place on earth immediately followed by La Canada, there are only preppy gay people, pussy emo fags, fake gangsters, and a few chill/stupid stoners and many many old people. The only thing that even slightly redeems this shitty town is the constant supply of highly potent marijuana and other varied drugs....Police are a very notable part of La Crescenta's gayness,getoutwhileyoucan
"Holy crap La Crescenta is gay....Pass the Kush"

"Dude that pig just gave me a littering ticket for spitting out my gum!fuck...Pass the Kush"

"I realy hate this town"
by Mr Danky August 14, 2008
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Pretty boring city in its self. There are so many druggies at Crescenta Valley High School that it made it on the LA news. There are some positive things about La Crescenta though. The main one being the fact that its not too far from the beach and its close to a lot of cities that aren't as boring. So basically, as long as you have a car, its an ok place to live. Kids who don't have a license will often take the bus to Montrose or the Glendale Galleria.

P.S. Beware of the kids from Rosemont Middle School. They are FREAKS.
I can't wait to get a car! Then I can get out of La Crescenta whenever i want!
by Urban Resident January 04, 2010
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The working class meets the middle class in this "suburb." The only way out is to enlist in the military. No one comes to La Crescenta, they only come FROM La Crescenta. Your neighbor probably works at Vons. Everyone's pregnant. I have news for you. Hollister is NOT couture.

La Crescenta guys are:
a. sk8ers
b. bikers
c. tweakers
d. one of the above
e. all of the above

La Crescenta girls are:
a. bro hoes
b. sk8er girls
c. think they are rich i.e. wearing fake LVs, a hollister shirt with forever 21 jeans and muffin tops
d. one of the above
e. all of the above
La Crescenta reminds is seedy.

I love all the cholos, bro hoes, and white trash gals from La Crescenta.
by madison kennedy July 22, 2006
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