An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.
Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "
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