Aquapenis

Function: noun
Etymology: Latin

Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom.

The obvious and unfortunate side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female.

Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes.

Not to be confused with shrinkage.

An excessively large penis can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.

Mary: Hey Tom...Would you like to fuck me in this large body of water?
Tom: Gee Mary, that offer sounds groovy, but your promiscuous tendencies and that large body of water would result in the worst case of Aquapenis known to man.
Mary: Shucks...I guess I’ll go ask Jerome instead.

Aquapenis by OneLostChapter December 8, 2005

Aquapeinshmeed 

The subtle moment when you are pooping and the little, dense pebbles splash the urine and water solution to clean your ass in a bidet-like fashion.

Damn, that story reminds me of the time that I aquapeinshmeeded myself.

Aquapeinshmeed by Coolbroski1 December 26, 2019

aquaponic 

adjective; a plant growing technology dependent on the naturally occurring symbiotic relationship between fish and plants, living and growing, in a water circulating soilless sytem contained within a controled environment/facility.

generally speaking, aquaponics is a chemical free, natural process; therefore the produce can be labeled organic.

that aquaponic facility produces tilapia, lettuce and peppers.

aquaponic by bioponic world foundation February 16, 2014

Aquagenic Urticaria 

An extremely rare allergy to water that effects only a handful of people around the world. Symptoms include getting hives, burning, or itching sensations after making contact with water, or even their own sweat and tears. Drinking water can cause shortness of breath.

God bless people with Aquagenic Urticaria. It shows just how fortunate we really are.

Aquagenic Urticaria by Randomkid2222 April 24, 2011

anuspenis 

An anus with a penis coming out of it.

He was having trouble pooping because his anuspenis was blocking the poop.

anuspenis by John decadilly November 17, 2006

ASAPenis 

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

ASAPenis by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

Aquanis 

aquanis means loyal,pretty, and rich

I love Aquanis he's cute

Aquanis by huiuijmkm February 17, 2022