aqua queer 

Ah, the aqua queer is a majestic but deadly creature. Thriving in the pacific and Indian oceans it tracks down prey using its hypersensitive butt-hole which is so loose it can be compared to a wizards sleeve. Upon finding its prey it fires a harpoon like shlong up the prey's ass and or mouth. This process is excruciatingly painful as the shlong flings out serrated barbs into the victim who is soon dissolved by the aqua queers acidic semen into a nutritious soup.

Dave: Holy fuck did you see the size of that aqua queer?
Cornelius: AHHHHHHH SHIT MY ASSHOLE!
Dave: Oh my god, CORNELIUS NOOO!
Cornelius: .......................................

aqua queer by lonelypenguins December 2, 2013

aquaqueef 

A gush of water escaping from the vaginal opening, following sex in a water filled environment, spreading the vulva like the parting of the Red Sea. It is typically accompanied by the dreaded "wet fart" sound, and the always mortifying "wet crotch" look.

After doggie style shower sex with her husband, Kristy was talking with her father in law when a thunderous aquaqueef filled his ears, and her underwear.

aquaqueef by Tgun April 29, 2014

Aquaqueef 

When a vagina is so loose that when you go swimming and she gets out, it's like a queef with water coming out

I went to the pool today, and this lady had the biggest aquaqueef

Aquaqueef by Randomname123410 May 25, 2017