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The best apex player 

Professional virgin, everyone wishes he where never born, some even describe his virginity as contagious
Girl: "hey Aden, I heard that you're The best apex player- i'm a virgin now."

Apex legends player 

The guy who's amazing at 1st person shooters but lies all the time when someone's oneshot
GUY 1HES ONE SHOT ONE SHOT!!!!!
GUY 2 HES NOT ONESHOT YOU FAT PRICK SHUT UP AND STOP LYING

GUY 2 your a good apex legends player you just can't stop lying

Apex legend players 

These people think Battle Royale games are good meaning they must be retarded
Retard 1: play Apex legends with me!
Retard 2: Of course (squeaky)
Random person in voice chat: *gunshot* NO MY BABY DAMN YOU APEX LEGEND PLAYERS
Apex legend players by Onebiggyboi February 18, 2019