apeturd 

A (more polite*) euphemish for apeshit which is a behavior (alleged?) noticed in higher primates in Nature (and likely more) in zoos. When one get enraged at another or threat, often the 1st response is to find the nearest (or provide) droppings and throw at the adversary.

Commonly used figuratively for anyone with volatile or explosive rage

*apedung for those more sensitive

"Boy, did the minister go apeturd on the Press when caught embezzling

apeturd by AmboNec November 16, 2013

Apetardio 

To knowingly do something you know is wrong and risky, but to do it without thinking twice.

Joe: “I knew the project was a scam but I thought screw it, take my last 1000 bucks.”

Jack: “So you didn’t invest then?”

Joe: “No, I went full apetardio and lost it all.”

Jack: “Joe, you’re an apetistic apetard.”

Joe: “So anyway, I found this new investment opportunity…”

Apetardio by TobberTV June 2, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004