Apathy Club is a place for people who don't really give a shit to gather together and collectively not give shits.
If someone asks you if you want to join Apathy Club and you respond "I don't care" or "I don't give a rat's ass" then you are in.
I wanted to start my own Apathy Club at my school, but I figured nobody would care enough to show up. Plus, I didn't really care that much. There was a lot of paperwork.
Join Apathy Club... or don't... I don't really give a shit.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"