anus burping 

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.

Look at that guy anus burping.

anus burping by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014

burning anus

The overwhelming burning sensation you feel in your anus after taking a god almighty

shit which is often partially liquidus.

This is common after a night of heavy drinking or excessive consumption of food containing chilli.

"That hangover shit was spawned in hell by the devil himself"

"Burning anus ? I feel you bro"

burning anus by Tuckerlube April 1, 2014

burning anus tapper 

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

burning anus tapper by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013