anticrastinator

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A person who is punctual to the point of being annoying. Someone who shows up early for everything, then starts calling or texting because you aren't already there. An anticrastinator is the person who shows up at a party half an hour early and starts banging on the door, when no one else is there yet and the host is still in the shower. Opposite of procrastinator, and often also a neat freak. Procrastinators and anticrastinators tend to annoy the living shit out of each other.

Matt is a such an anticrastinator. He told me to be ready at 2, but then left without me when I wasn't ready at 1:45 because "he wasn't going to wait around all day".

When I showed up 5 minutes early for my appointment, I got told off for being late - they expected me to be 15 minutes early. My doctor is an anticrastinator.

anticrastinator by Mooltittle January 2, 2013

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anticrastinate

1. the opposite of procrastinate, or procrastination
2. being against the idea of procrastinating

Hey Jonny! Are you a procrastinator or an anticrastinator?
I am anticrastinate, I don't believe that procrastinating is good

anticrastinate by louafsique June 28, 2020

anticrastination

to expedite desired actions, in order to counteract habitual avoidance behavior. The opposite of procrastination.

If you don't practice anticrastination you will never get anything done.

anticrastination by travellabyrinth December 29, 2007

Anticrastinate

Labeled as the opposite of the word "Procrastinate". Used mostly by students to challenge procrastination, yet it leads to an extremer version of procrastination.

Mathew: Man I keep delaying my studies, now I really need to put my head together and start to anticrastinate

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Tan: Shit, he's absolutely going to bomb his finals now

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Anticrastinate by Aimless Archer June 18, 2014

Anticrastinate

Starts a task immediately, without delay.

Gareth knew that he had to finish the report by tomorrow, so he decided to anticrastinate and got to work.

Anticrastinate by GMLmusic November 26, 2018

anticrastination

life before Twitter

Until I started tweeting, anticrastination was amongst my few virtues but, alas, no more.

anticrastination by Linnet Woods December 17, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026