4 definitions by Mooltittle
A person who is punctual to the point of being annoying. Someone who shows up early for everything, then starts calling or texting because you aren't already there. An anticrastinator is the person who shows up at a party half an hour early and starts banging on the door, when no one else is there yet and the host is still in the shower. Opposite of procrastinator, and often also a neat freak. Procrastinators and anticrastinators tend to annoy the living shit out of each other.
Matt is a such an anticrastinator. He told me to be ready at 2, but then left without me when I wasn't ready at 1:45 because "he wasn't going to wait around all day".
When I showed up 5 minutes early for my appointment, I got told off for being late - they expected me to be 15 minutes early. My doctor is an anticrastinator.
When I showed up 5 minutes early for my appointment, I got told off for being late - they expected me to be 15 minutes early. My doctor is an anticrastinator.
by Mooltittle January 2, 2013
Seven Second Syndrome is when you change radio stations and they are playing the last seven seconds of an awesome song that you haven't heard in years, immediately followed by an awful song that you despise.
When I flipped to the 80's station, I caught the last seven seconds of a Replacements song I haven't heard since college, then they launched into an extended remix of the sublimely-awful "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Damn Seven Second Syndrome again!
by Mooltittle March 23, 2014
A celebrity philanthropist. A very rich person who is intent on saving the world by spending money.
Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.
Reportedly, the term was coined by Time magazine.
Bob Geldof, Bono, Sir Richard Branson, and Angelina Jolie are celanthropists.
Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!
Here comes a celanthropist; Hooray!, our village is saved!
by Mooltittle July 15, 2010
Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.
Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!
by Mooltittle August 18, 2010