Joey Angus beef is the grossest beef possible. It is said to give you STDs and Bacterial vaginosis if you eat it. Anyone who eats it probably has a low bar.
Don’t eat Joey angus beef, it will give you things you do not want
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.