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Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?
by conjuu February 20, 2005
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it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
by Smeat McBobby December 02, 2009
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