angry muffin 

paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.

"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"

angry muffin by paddler August 4, 2006

Angry Muffin 

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

Angry Muffin by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020

angry muffintop 

1. a muffintop that has become burned by long exposure to the sun.

"Hey Dave, look at that bitch's angry muffintop!"

angry muffintop by Imonlyusingthisonce January 1, 2012