Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.
When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.