angry librarian

originating from the library, you get a librarian to blow you, mid way the librarian slams a book shut on your pee pee.

susie the 120 year old librarian was blowing mr.bill when all of a sudden she angry librarianed him so bad it forced all the blood out his penise

angry librarian by peepee1234555541 July 26, 2009

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angry librarian

When doing a chick doggie style in a bed with a bookcase headboard, you pound her so hard books fall onto her face, she sits up and looks at you like an angry librarian.

"I was fucking this chick so hard she pissed me off so I gave her an angry librarian!"

angry librarian by Wolf373 June 30, 2007

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The Angry Librarian

The art of rolling up a paper back book and inserting it into the anus.

Stephanie, the angry librarian, got mad at a child and shove a paperback book up his anus.

The Angry Librarian by 527283747 May 5, 2015

The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

The Angry Librarian by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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