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A consultancy primarily based on recent college graduates. Working at this firm causes clinical depression causing most employees to re-evaluate their life decisions or turn to other forms of release i.e. alcohol.
It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.
It has been said that in order to be hired at Accenture you have to be a clinical alcoholic. They ask the question "Do you drink?" in the interview process. If you say no, kiss the job goodbye.
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accenture
Weak quasi-consulting quack house specialising in over-paying over-qualified unambitious grads to tap keyboards all day in awful provincial business parks, courting the hatred and contempt of real workers on site.
That sham Accenture used to be a respected consultancy, but now working there is like robbing tax payers as a hobby on your uni year out.
accenture by Tom Impallomeni April 26, 2005
accenture
accenture by Some Consultant April 20, 2004
ancestree
Instead of clumsily talking about one's 'ancestry' and again about one's 'family tree,' we can instead speak with more precision about one's ancestree.
That blue blood family was a little too 'close' (ahem) with sometimes not enough branching out in their ancestree, if you know what I mean.
Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.
Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.
ancestree by Neologian-PJG March 31, 2013
Accentident
Accentident by JonnieDanger May 11, 2016
accenture
A large consulting company with over 100,000 people world wide. A wide range of deep industry skills. The company is split into operating groups and service lines.
Listed on the New York stock exchange as ACN.
Listed on the New York stock exchange as ACN.
accenture by New Analyst October 4, 2004