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a massive fucktwat who likes it in the ass
Hey analhus how are you, you fucking cunt xd
analhus by hjhjihjhhhjk September 22, 2017
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analousalt

Analousalt is commonly confused with anal assault in pronunciation but has no real connection with anal rape. Analousalt is classified in the family with swampass which refers to a sweaty posterior end (ass). Anal refers to the asshole whereas salt refers to sweat. Combine the two to birth "Analous-Salt.
Jesus Christ, this analousalt is really chapping my asshole.
analousalt by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008
where you have the deep desire to do any and all sexual activities dealing with butts/anal
During our date I could tell he was a complete analust.

I think I'm a closetted analust...
analust by thicky nicky July 10, 2015

Analthusiast 

A person who is filled with enthusiasm and ardent zeal for all things related to anal and other forms of ass play.
A real analthusiast will stand by a mailbox waiting for their next shipment of lube.
Analthusiast by Bad Placebo August 3, 2011

Analustriphilia 

An ancient term used to describe someone that enjoys the explosion of human shit in their face
“Jesus fuck, you see Larry’s face today? His face is plastered with diarrhea. Calls it; Analustriphilia”
Analustriphilia by TheMoreYouKnow88 September 5, 2018
A book that has a perfect map of one’s anus, just like an atlas
John: Yo I got an analus of Penny dude
Tyler: yoooo dude lemme see that buttmap
Analus by I’m a disappointment October 23, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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