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A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.

Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."

Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.

anal crumb by Crumb Scab 2000 November 3, 2006

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Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

Anal Crumb cake by Pattzo February 8, 2010

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Analgrumble

The fart-like process that occurs when gas is trapped in the intestines. Often mistook for a fart, these sounds often resemble the sounds of a demon's mumble.

"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah dude, it was just an analgrumble!"

Analgrumble by NotPeterCrouch July 8, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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