anal crumb

A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.

Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."

Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.

anal crumb by Crumb Scab 2000 November 3, 2006

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Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

Anal Crumb cake by Pattzo February 8, 2010

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Analgrumble

The fart-like process that occurs when gas is trapped in the intestines. Often mistook for a fart, these sounds often resemble the sounds of a demon's mumble.

"Dude, did you just fart?"
"Nah dude, it was just an analgrumble!"

Analgrumble by NotPeterCrouch July 8, 2020

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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