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anal cream

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.
"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."
by cornporn June 6, 2017
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anal cream

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted
jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes
by (hu)BB February 17, 2004
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anal cream pie

term given after you cum in an asshole
by todd page June 5, 2004
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Fortnite Anal Cream

When you play to much fortnite and become gay so you fist yourself till you shit white goo "not cum". Then you slurp it up with a penis straw and inject homeless sperm into your dick hole.
by Poop man stinky butt November 22, 2020
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anal cream pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.
Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.
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anal cream pea

by Tyzgreene September 7, 2019
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